- You walk into your home. It looks empty. You thought that there was an animal in your house because you have a dog. Where's the chapstick?
- A lady walks and dies. Where was the thing?
- How many crayons are in my back pocket?
- The place was so awesome that I decided to go back there again. How many times?
- How many buckets of cotton candy does it take to make a land?
- An old man walks into your house and says "Can I have an apple?" and you said "Sorry, all my apples are poisoned." He eats and apple, but doesn't live. How is this so?
- How many riddles do we have to make before we get to watch "Wizards of Waverly Place"?
- This morning, you put two red socks on your feet. In the afternoon, you looked down and saw that one of your socks were blue. How did this happen without you eating any apples?
- Yesterday evening, you decided to watch a movie. The movie you picked was "Ponyo." You take the movie, but when you look at the case again, you see that it's a bag of pretzels. Are you going to make any popcorn?
- My mom bought some babies at a local Giant Eagle. She came home with three Chinese jump ropes. Why didn't she give me any apples?
- I smell chapstick.
- My dad said he would get me some ice cream when he went to the store. But then he came home with no ice cream. Did the dog go upstairs?
- There are three cups and two pixels. How is it?
- Why do you do?
- You change your name to "Lapel". Why?
- This is riddle 16.
- There is a cup in your cupboard. Why the fuck?
- Everyone in the world has a brain except for one person. That person without a brain has a telescope. That telescope has a lens. That lens has a scratch. That scratch has a family. That family is of Irish descent. That Irish heritage is frowned upon on Mars. Mars is red. Red is a colour. Colours are perceived by your eyes. The image in which your eyes perceive is translated by the brain. Everyone in the world has a brain except for you.